After assigning a pet name to each of the Midnight Special Kit's six pieces, Kitty promised to get with Dick and report back to me in a couple of days, For the next week, nada. Was that Dick in the hall? I look back and no one is there. Phone calls usually got their machine, but Kitty answered a couple of times.
"Hello, this is Hank. I just needed to..." Click.
"Look Kitty, it's only for midnight, not all do..." Click.
Finally, I caught her washing lingerie in the laundry room.
"We love it," Kitty admitted. "The eight-armed 'octopussy' is wiggly and fun. The 'rolley polley' and 'Mr. Extender' are nice and cushy. We put the large French 'Tickly' on the three-speed vibrator. Dick massages my feel while he wears the smaller tickler. He can ride..."
Okay, too much information. Consider them satisfied customers.