All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
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When the Microwavable Hot Cock crossed my desk, I snatched it up, thinking of my upcoming visit to Chicago. I know how freaking cold it gets in the Windy City, yet realizing that I would have something to keep me warm (from the inside out) put me at ease.
The package contains a 9-inch dong, fat and pliable, with a hole in the bottom to accommodate a vibrating bullet (two AA batteries are not included). there are warnings your customers must heed, however. One is NOT to overheat the cock, or proctologists across the country will have great stories to tell at parties. Or customers will need to explain that gooey mess in their microwave to the repair guy.
After 20 seconds on high, your customers will be heated up all night.
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