So I'm hanging out with a couple of porn chicks one night, and both of 'em are desperately seeking something to frig themselves with, as they're porn chicks, and by nature just tend to be horny. Remembering that a pair of Micro Vibro Keychains - one silver, one gold - are out in my car, I fetch them and hand them over to the porn chicks. They each frantically tear into their respective packages, insert the included batteries, switch 'em on and mash 'em into their crotches. Nice, they both remark. True story.