I envision a male mannequin standing tall behind a clear glass window. With chiseled features (literally), a washboard stomach, ripples in all the right places... wearing the Menswear Patent Leather Brief with Zipper. Unfortunately for me, "Mannie" lives in West Hollywood and will never see my bedroom, but I digress... unless your man looks like Antonio Sabato Jr., try an alternative.
The front half of the briefs are made of shiny black patent leather with a zipper for easy access, and a Lycra butt for a comfortable fit. Not too tight, not too loose, the "one size fits all" lable is pretty accurate.