For folks looking for a subtle yet non-e-too-serious way to say "I care for you" or "I want to fuck you," look no further than the Lite-Up Pecker Pendant. This new age-y looking clear plastic crystal necklace feature a penis and sack attached to a plastic cord and comes with two tiny batteries to make it light up in different colors. Another way to get the same message across is to switch your mate's regular soap with the hilarious Mini Peni-Soaps. Nothing says, "I love you" like a washing your hands with small, lathered penises.