If you're the kind of person who likes to play sexy practical jokes or use intimate objects to hint at your hidden desires, then you have to pick up California Exotic Novelties' Lil' Pecker Hole Punch and Mini Stapler. Both are shaped like penises for maximum comedy/sex appeal, yet both are fully functional office supplies. The Hole Punch only does one hole at a time, but is strong and has a handy chain so you don't lose it. The Stapler is also attached to a chain but comes with staples.