My co-workers told me I was crazy when I started wearing the King of Boobs crown. They told me it would scare the chicks away, that Bossman was going to come down on me, that it was going mess up my hair. Boy, were they wrong! I get more chicks than ever and, if the girl is real nice, I let her wear the Queen of Dicks crown, and we get down to the royal romping. Can also be worn in bachelor/bachelorette party situations, I suppose, but I prefer to treat these crowns with the dignity they deserve.
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