Okay, kiddies. I admit I had my doubts about this little dee-vice. "Simulates oral sex," it says. "Special design to suck your pussy to orgasm." Yeah, right. How can an object, especially a relatively simple object, replicate a skill that takes men - even smart men - decades to perfect? How is a dee-vice without even a tongue going to "suck your pussy to orgasm"? Yep, I was skeptical. And I was wrong.
How the Hustler Oral Pleasure simulator works is indeed pretty dern simple, but I'll be Tipper Gore if that little bad boy doesn't actually, and in all truthfulness, "suck your pussy to orgasm" just about every time.
The secret is a little vibro-egg that fits into the toy in place of the oh-so-fallible human tongue. When the suction-cup aspect of the Hustler Oral Pleasure does its thing, the vibro-egg gloms onto madam's clit to "simulate oral sex" and "suck your pussy to orgasm." Color me a chastened skeptic.