Nowadays, by the time you tie the knot, you've already tried out the goods. The Honeymoon Essentials Kit provides newlyweds with a Heavy Petter Massage Mitt with a matching blindfold and matching feather ticker so you can make your wedding night into a more memorable experience.
The fur-like (though not actually fur, animal lover rejoice) petter is great for soothing the frayed nerves of newlyweds, and the blindfold is necessary to prevent the blinded from seeing where the tickler is going next. Thank God you don't need a wedding certificate to buy this.
Speaking of tying knots —The Bachelorette's Tie the Knot Kit is the perfect accessory for the Sportsheets Bed Kit. Tie your lover up however you wish. The soft velvet wrist and ankle binds won't cut off their circulation nor chafe their skin —yet still hold them firmly while they squirm with pleasure.