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Take a trip without leaving your house when you plop one of these tablets from Tantus Pharms into your mouth, and let it take your mind on a rel...
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What’s cute and petite and has just the right curve for gentle clit stim or simple inside tickling? It’s this great beginner vibe th...
Get ready to deep dive your dick into this incredible penis pleasure plunger. The inviting, red silicone mouth beckons your boner and make...
If a candle could predict my future, it would be delivered via the delicious scent of the appropriately labeled “I See Dick In Your Future...
At last, an amazingly comfortable blanket made just for us squirters. Incredibly soft with a micro-thin, waterproof layer built right in, this m...
Thick and girthy with a gently sculpted, solid shaft, this thruster from Playboy Pleasure hits every spot inside and tickles every outside one, ...
Arriving from another planet named Liquid Siliconious, this big and chunky, unicorn colored vibrator will launch you into experiencing mythical ...
Ignite the night or anytime during the day when you splash a dash of this sensual, pheromone-based scent anywhere on your body. Use it by itself...
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