Sexual overtones aside, we instantly revert back to our childhood (a very short distance, to be sure) when we discover any and all kind of cool, glow-in-the-dark toys; but this one really takes the cake. Like those fun toys of yesteryear, people can hold this one up to a light source for a few seconds, flip the switch, and off they... glow. Just imagine how good it'll look, its soft, green jelly material throbbing away snugly at the end of a schlong (throbbing courtesy of two AA batteries, of course).
You know how pussies are. Some will come, and some will go, but this one here's a real keeper, folks.