Almost every girl has been in that uncomfortable situation where she’s out with her friends and THAT guy asks for her number. Now, instead of hemming and hawing, or insisting she doesn’t own a phone, there’s a more practical solution. These Diss-Card Him cards from Naughty Night Out resemble real business cards that have a name, occupation (yoga instructor is our favorite) and a real telephone number. When dialed, the other line picks up, and a man’s voice says, “Hello?” When the caller asks for the name on the card (or any name for that matter), the other voice begins to chuckle before emphasizing, “Man … you got dissed.” Genius. Absolutely genius.

Retailing: Stock near other supplies for girls’ nights out, or keep near the register for an easy upsell item.
Contents: Six “business cards”
Display: Hanging
MSRP: $