In the not too distant past the Chia Pet was a hot gift idea. Gee... A Dick! is the adult version of the popular novelty. A large, limp spongy penis sits atop a pair of peat-moss-and-seed-filled testicles. A pink plastic tray is provided for watering purposes. I soaked Gee... A Dick! in water per the package instructions. Within days the seeds began to sprout, and soon my pet had a luxurious growth of green pubic hair. My Gee... A Dick! was thriving until Mathilda, my frisky pussy, began to munch on the greenery and to bat around what was destined to become a favorite cat toy. A great gag gift for window sill gardeners and anyone else with a less-than-green thumb.