My girlfriend is the CEO of a major corporation, and she was tickled pink to find this "executive" toy in her Valentine's Day In Box.  Her excitement turned a murky shade of ochre,  though, when she actually tried the thing on. "Ewww," she said, as she felt the flesh-colored, cock-shaped proturbance jutting from thh front of the harness.  I agreed that it felt a bit like a carved piece of Styrofoam dipped in rubbery "tool-dip."

Keeping the main cock company was a smaller, inward-pointing mini-dick, which could be adjusted to nest in either female orifice.  "Yuck!" my finicky executive friend yelled when she saw that the pleathery disc holding the small cock was backed with a velvety material, one that wouldn't be so velvety after its first encounter with pussy juice, spit, or anal lube.

The adjustable harness (at least this works fine) also comes with an external silver vibrating bullet, which is supposed to fit in a fleshy latex pocket on the front of the ensemble.  I say "supposed to" because, on this particular setup, to install the bullet as it is installed on the picture on the box, one would have to cut the latex with a razor blade to provide an adequate pocket.  Of course, I just shoved the thing in there, and the pocket ripped off.

"Executive" this strap-on is not. It is a one-time use item for those curious about such accessories.