AVN close
Close Button
Erection Creme
Manufacturer: TLC Collection, Topco Sales

Erection Creme

Review

When you're a guy, the last thing you need is performance anxiety. In any situation.

I went cruising Santa Monica Boulevard last Saturday (as my pathetic self likes to do) and I came across this cutie on the corner of SMB and Hancock. I walked up to him and proceeded to "get my groove on." After he fled, I found another guy at a nearby bar who seemed inebriated enough to take me home. When we got back to his place —well, Houston, did we have a problem!

Thank goodness I had my handy little container of Erection Creme in my front pocket. After a bit of rubbing, "John's" little friend sprang to life, just itching to perform. In fact, he performed so well we skipped intermission and went straight to the encore!

Your customers will be happy to "audition" with Erection Creme. In fact., they might even win some awards...