I'm so glad I have a smart boyfriend. "Look honey," I said, after bringing home the Double Hitter. "We can play Tinker Toys with our butts, linked together by this delightful double-headed butt plug."
The smaller end, I explained, was for me, and the larger rubbery tip would fit perfectly in him. We could parade around the living room butt-to-butt.
My boyfriend looked at me as though I were a crack smoker. Then he patiently explained the purpose of this two-ended tool, demonstrating on yours truly.
After he used the smaller end to get my ass ready and willing, he slipped in the more ample plug, flipped me over, and....
I won't get too graphic here. Suffice it to say that the resulting exercise was much more fulfilling than what I originally had in mind. And he agreed that Erector Sets are much more appealing than Tinker Toys.