Dick knows that disco ain't dead, 'tis merely repackaged. Dick knows that yesterday's Village People is today's RuPaul. Dick knows that writing can be fun, instead of a chore. If you own your very own Disco Dick Nose Pen, then you too can boogie down, baby. Funny to look at, more fun to write with, it comes in a variety of colors, with a wondrous tuft of shockingly colored feathers for "hair." And hey, how about that nose, eh? Own a piece of that "magical decade," the '70s, and you'll thank God it's Friday, too.
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