I am as prone to fall victim to ethno-sexual stereotypes as anyone, so when I met a godlike Greek boy recently, I found it hard to believe his claim to nerve having had anything in his ass. I, like most people, was under the impression that Greek men fuck each other in the butt. One early evening, as he panted post-orgasmic on my bed, I explained to him patiently that I wasn't buying his no-butt-play story, and that we were now going to explore the interior of that beautifully-muscled brown ass of his.

To my chagrin, though, I discovered that my little Athenian's keister was, in fact, tighter than a snare drum. I wasn't to be dissuaded by something as trivial as an unyielding sphincter, however. Luckily, I had on hand the Deluxe Inflatable Wonder Plug, which is a really choice inflatable butt plug that, as it turns out, does indeed work wonders.

I made him brace himself on all fours. I reached under him and milked his cock while I worked his bung with my fingers. I lubed the device and managed to slip it past his straining sphinc. I then pumped it about as wide as it would go. The rest is simply too nasty for print.