Ooh, I was so mad at my straight boyfriend.  He had the balls to go off to Mardi Gras in New Orleans with one of his fat drinking buddies instead of me!

I fixed him, though.  I decided to get out my handy-dandy Bullfighter pump, enlarge my penis for the evening, and spend some fun time at the local Mardi Gras celebration here in West Hollywood, California.

I went into the bathroom, readied some water-based lube, greased up the jelly latex sleeve, and got busy.  I have to admit that the sleeve, bulb and hose all smelled like toxic waste, but putting up with this was well worth it.  I inserted my little micro-man into the opening, and before I knew it, a good tight seal was formed without me having to remove any of my pubic bush, and my erection was growing.  I went slowly and carefully, per the instructions on the side of the box, and after about 20 minutes, I had a fatter piece of meat than my stupid old straight boyfriend had ever seen me with.  He's a big ol' bottom and loves my usually-smaller penis just the way it is because of the comfort it provides during our anal encounters.  I wondered how he would react to my size now!

One of the good things about this particular pump is the fact that the effects are temporary with infrequent use.  Customers will live being able to "put on" a bigger cock for special occasions, and my night out was certainly one of those.  I have never gotten so many strands of beads - and when my man returned to Los Angeles, he was jealous that I had gotten more necklaces than he did!  Thanks, Bullfighter.