Take off to the Land of the Midnight Sun and frolic in the wilderness. If you can't afford the trip, or if the wildlife is too frightening, frolic at home with the Arctic White instead. Thankfully, the polar bear attached to this vibrator isn't as threatening as its real-life counterpart (and without three AA batteries, this one's downright harmless). With two buttons to control the speed of vibration, the bear can either snore as if hibernating or growl with a hunger that only stimulating a clit can satisfy. The deeply textured shaft has an internal corkscrew that makes it swing widely at different speeds. So, while you should keep most bears at a good distance, this one works best close at hand.