It was hard for My R5-D4 Star Wars action figure to get a date because he's not as famous as C-3PO or R2-D2, so I bought the little guy a Jasmine St. Claire action figure. The perfectly replicated and shrunken Jasmine doll comes with a stand and a saucy little outfit, and boy, did R5 think she was cute! St. Claire is anatomically correct, and the clothes are removable, much to my little droid's delight. R5 and fake Jasmine are now enjoying a healthy, sexual relationship in my action figures and collectibles cabinet.
God, I'm a geek.
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