Zero Tolerance Endorses <i>Goo For Two</i> &#8230; Again

Yes, they’ve said it before, but a message this important bears repeating: Goo for Two is something all women should be including in their diet. Which is why Zero Tolerance has set out to spread the message farther and wider with Goo for Two, um, 2 (streeting August 31).

Helping ZT disseminate the news are director Chris Streams and performers Nikki Dark, Tera Joy, Sharka Blue, Katja Kassin, Melissa Lauren, Tory Lane and many others.

The company does warn that though Goo for Two will reduce women’s constant cravings for cum and promote semen sharing amongst friends, the side effects include sticky sheets, crusty linens and twice the chance of conceiving a child. Use as directed.