WOODLAND HILLS, Calif.—Who knew the American public would be so taken with a shoot 'em up video game about the Old (and Wild) West? Well, that Wild West has just been turned into the Wet & Wild West, so folks should whip out their pistols and get ready to reload: WoodRocket and Pornhub have created Red Dead Erection, a porn parody of the smash hit video game, Red Dead Redemption 2.
Red Dead Erection premieres today, October 14, only on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub, and it is free. And for RDR2 fans wanting to play a little longer, the Extended Version will be available on Pornhub Premium.
Red Dead Erection stars April O'Neil, Codey Steele, Lance Hart, Leya Falcon, Daisy Ducati, Cassandra Cain, Seth's Beard, and was written and directed by Vuko and Lee Roy Myers.
The plot: When Arthur Organ and the rest of his cowboy outlaw gang get chased out of Blackwater, they learn that once you go Blackwater, you can never go backwater. So, they hit the unpaved road and go on an epic Western sex-venture filled with sperm bank robberies, saloon shootouts, leading to the law chasing them down, two in the Pinkerton and one in the stinkerton. Also, there will be Cowgirl and reverse Cowgirl. Obviously.
Watch the Red Dead Erection SFW trailer on YouTube and WoodRocket.com.