LOS ANGELES—It didn't take long for Vivid Entertainment to pull out its checkbook following Boston Red Sox player David Ortiz's public pronouncement via fellow ball-whacker Derek Jeter's The Players' Tribune that his dream job were he not an athlete would be that of a porn star.
According to TMZ, Vivid has an offer out to "Big Papi" for $100,000 to star in his own adult movie, and even has a working title on the table: Big Papi's Slugger.
Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch told TMZ that the proposed production would give Ortiz a chance at bat with four or five women all at once because "his personality is too big for just one."
Oh, for the love of porn...