It’s good to be king – especially the Breast King. Women send him photos of their breasts in hopes of winning a weekly contest he runs on his Website that offers $25, a Breast King tank top and a spot on the official Breast King Playing Cards.
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With one winner a week, it took the Breast King a year to select 52 winners, then almost another full year to find a printer willing to take on the project of the publishing the breast-baring deck. “I ended having to go to Europe – which is ridiculous. If I had to rate these, I’d have to say they were PG-13,” the Breast King told AVN.com.
And for the Breast King, the best part about it is that the only plastic on the deck in the wrapper around the box – every breast in the deck is all-natural. As a matter of fact, every woman on the site bares all-natural breasts.
“If a girl gets by me with fake breasts, she gets a booby prize. She gets the shirt for free and the $25 goes to breast cancer research – but to be honest, in two years, only one woman has fooled me,” the King said.
The Breast King can spot fakes even in photographs by the way the breasts lay in a photo – if they are straight up instead of sloping to the side or by spotting one of the tell-tale scars of enhancement surgery.
“Natural breasts have a life force. It’s the sway that does it for me, nothing to do with size. They can be pretty and perky or floppy and sloppy and I’d still have the same reaction,” the King added, explaining his love of natural breasts.
The Breast King takes breasts so seriously that he’s donating a percentage of all revenue to breast cancer charities. “They are our most important natural resources and as such they must be protected,” he noted.
Members of the site echo the Breast Kings thoughts on size – they have voted women that range from A to FFF into the King’s court.
“We’re a very community-based site. Our bulletin boards are extremely active and people take it very seriously. There are actually debates on the site about the breasts, why people should vote for this or that girl. It’s a very, very, friendly place,” the King said.
While most of the women are amatures, some of the women on the site, such as Bella of MeetBella.com, have been active in adult video and some can be found on sites such as Nakkidnerds.com.
“The girls post and they thank people for their comments. I let them put a link for their site if they have one, and they usually put a link to my site if they do have one – so it’s a good cross-promotion,” said the King.
The deck isn’t just girls – the Breast King himself makes an appearance as the joker.
The Breast King deck of cards will be available from his Website as of September 17 for $12.99. The King is also seeking a distribution deal for his deck. Contact [email protected] for more info.
