Busty blond Brit porn star Taylor Wane has gone all literary on us this Christmas season, penning a poem for friends and fans alike.
So without further ado, we bring you Taylor's Christmas greeting:
A Christmas Poem from Taylor Wane
Twas the night before Christmas fucking all through my house,
All the porn stars are squealing, I feel like a louse.
I felt being Christmas I should take the day off,
Till I saw one of them swallow without even a cough.
Their stockings were clipped to their garter belts with care
Their pussies were bald, not even one single hair!
Their asses were propped really high in the air,
Being stuffed with Christmas sausage without even a dare.
After multiple orgasms, I went straight to bed,
With visions of threesomes burned into my head.
Not long after napping, there arose such a clatter,
There was a gang bang aloft, her face was all splattered.
She was sucking on one dick and sitting on two,
All her holes were leaking with egg nog-like spew.
I was tired and exhausted but gave up the fight,
I decided to join in and fuck them all night.
There were 3-ways and 4-ways and 5-ways and six,
There was one horny girl sucking 12 different black dicks.
Double anals and cream-pies were offered for dinner,
Three dicks in her ass, she was declared the winner.
The next day she wobbled, she limped and she crawled,
She couldn't stand up without the help of a wall.
My suggestion to you, is that it's kept nice and tight,
Merry Triple X Christmas to all and to all a good night!
