The lads at SkinTight Pictures, known for their sense of humor, have an innovative incentive program for female talent – women who turn in exceptionally good performances are given a free toaster.
"The program really works," says Grip Johnson, who along with his brother Cram runs SkinTight. "Now, whores can have delicious toast in the mornings with their valtrex and vodka."
According to Johnson, toasters were selected as an appropriate incentive because the kitchen appliance is an underrated item that not everyone has, but that everyone needs, because “whether you’re a CEO or suck cock for a living, you always have time for toast in the morning, and its a good way to start of your day.”
Johnson dismissed the possibility that some performers might already have toasters, and therefore will not be motivated by their offer. “I just don’t believe that whores own toasters. They have other expenses like their boyfriend’s rent, AIM tests, nails, tanning , etc…”
Bianca Pureheart has already received the first SkinTight toaster, for her work in Army of Ass #7. “She delivered an intense scene. It was so hot and relentless, she actually probably deserves a toaster-oven,” Johnson said. “It brought a tear to my eye.”
SkinTight does not offer incentives for male performers. “Those guys wouldn’t get laid outside the biz,” Johnson said. “I think that’s motivation enough.”
SkinTight’s toaster offer is ongoing. And yes, they are really giving away toasters to performers, and are even considering engraving each toaster with the name of the performer and the title of the movie wherein the underrated kitchen appliance was earned.
