Country garden. Ocean breeze. Apple blossom. PUSSY!
Yes, that's right. Your house can have that delightful scent of a woman's vagina. A new aromatic product called, appropriately enough, Girl Scent, is designed to emulate the aroma of a "young woman's sexy vagina."
According to the official Website, "Girl Scent was created by studying the sex pheromones and other aroma chemicals found in samples of vaginal secretions gathered from dozens of healthy young women." (Whether or not Girl Scent is presently hiring is unclear.)
The Girl Scent blueprint is to use the same sex pheromones and chemicals, which are synthesized in a lab to impart said vaginal fragrance.
Save for whiffing the fine bouquet of a woman's vagina from an actual woman, most folks seeking that special tang must purchase worn panties from various adult stars, strippers, or other female entrepreneurs looking to make a quick buck by running around town in their undies for a few hours and then hocking them online.
But the Girl Scent mission statement cautions against such purchases: "Many men risk disease by purchasing worn panties on the ?Net," reads the Girl Scent Website. "Why would anyone pay $25 for a stranger's dirty underwear? Girl Scent gives you a whole bottle of exciting pussy scent without any risk of infection. Girl Scent is germ free because it is made from clean synthetic fragrance ingredients."
Just think, if you have a sexy blow-up doll that you enjoy screwing, now you can spray a little Girl Scent and have a sensational experience of humping a synthetic rubber orifice that smells just like the real thing. Finally!
The idea of having a dinner party and everyone wondering why the place smells like pussy is both peculiar and entertaining. Either they will think I just had a major league gang bang with six hookers or just assume that one of the female guests is really turned on - in which case she will be the most popular person at the party.
A bottle of pussy odor can be had for $24.99US, plus $4.99US shipping & handling.
Most guys would probably tell you that if you go out and play a few hours of basketball, stick your fingers in your armpit and smell them, you will pretty much have an accurate scent of a woman's vagina, at least after you have been fucking it for awhile. (No word on whether or not the makers of Girl Scent are presently working on a fragrance designed to give off the scent of a man's nut sack, but we'll let you know.) We can only assume the Girl Scent fragrance is that of a vagina fresh out of a soothing shower, smelling of roses and strawberries and lilacs and... oh yes, smelling like victory.
At least we hope so. That's a scent we wouldn't mind spraying around the house.
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