DNA tests, Rob Spallone offers this alternative:
Spallone: "The North Hollywood clinic is $10 cheaper, and it's not a non-profit organization like AIM. If anybody has trouble paying their test, go there [North Hollywood] and call me from there and I will help them. No problem. The phone number is 818-760-4500."
voyeurdorm.com mania hit the Internet this morning. After its recent legal travails were aired on Court TV, Howard Stern conducted, ostensibly, a live, freebie, audience conferencing event with the site that features Florida college girls exhibiting the naked inhibitions of dorm life. Stern interviewed several of the girls.
Stern: "This is supposedly a dormitory where all of you are college girls?
One of the girls interviewed, a redhead, said it was a good opportunity for girls who couldn't afford to go to school on their own. "This is helping us a lot," she said.
Robin: "Your mother and father know that you're doing this?"
The redhead said, yes, that she was old enough to make her own decisions. Stern thought it was amusing that all the girls seemed to have "stripper names" like Schuyler, etc. "Is there a Tiffany in there?" Stern wanted to know. "She's not here right now," the redhead said. "Put the camera on Trixie," said Stern who wanted the girls to get naked. "This is not a porno site," the redhead said. Stern then asked to talk to the girl with the big boobs and short-shorts. Her name was Nikki.
Stern: "Are you a dyke?"
Nikki: "No, I'm not."
Stern: "And you girls all live in this house?"
Nikki: "Yep. We all love each other."
Stern: "So, which one's get naked? I'll throw all the other ones out. I don't really care about the other ones. That sucks if they don't get naked."
Gary: "I think when they open it up for free, they're not allowed to be naked. Once you open up the site for free you're not allowed to have nudity because kids can get on."
Stern: "Who cares?"
Robin: "They don't want to be run off the Internet."
Stern: "But can they get into bathing suits at least? Or at least kiss each other. Which one of you broads can kiss each other so my audience can get teased."
Two of the girls complied for Stern
Stern: "Who's the two girls kissing?"
Nikki: "Alex and René."
Stern: "Use some tongue. Get into it. Kiss, let's go...college girls...look at that, their tonguing...this is great...have them do something weird...have them get into a spanking scene...see that girl with the shorts and the panties? What has she got on underneath her shorts? Tell her to take her shorts off so we can see her ass...take your shorts off. Whatsa matter with you? Get the shorts off....is that a thong? Honey, the one with the purple top, take your shorts off."
Robin: "What time is class? I bet they never go to class."
Stern: "I think they're skipping class today."
Gary: "One thing about the site - you can go look at their bedroom. Sometimes their lights are off. You can go to the regular bedroom camera or you can go to the night vision camera."
Stern: "This technology is fantastic...chicks just sitting around in their shorts."
Stern made a return trip to the site about 90 minutes later. He had a problem getting back on. "They probably have millions of people on right now. It's loading so slow."
Stern: "Hey ladies. How many girls you got in there now? Eight hot chicks. Some of you are strippers, right? And some of you are just like college girls?
Robin: "I knew it."
Stern: "Who cares."
Robin: "You said you wanted regular girls. That was the hot thing."
Stern: These girls are too hot to be regular girls."
Robin: "I'm not buying the college-thing for a second."
Stern: "If you go to voyeurdorm.com and click on preview, you'll go straight to what we're looking at right now [fat chance - you couldn't connect, and callers-in to Stern complained about that]. We've got about eight chicks on a couch in bikinis....let's get 'em spanking...where do they get these girls? I want guys to call in...what does this cost a month? This is weird, these girls are all living in a house together, and they got cameras in every room of the house. You girls are in Tampa? And they live in a residential neighborhood. And the whole community is trying to get the girls thrown out of the house because they say it's a porno shop. But they're saying it's not porno because no guys are coming in visiting them there."
Stern found a few of the girls uncooperative because they didn't want to take their clothes off.
Robin: "This is what usually happens to you with girls."
Stern: "I'm getting angry. These girls aren't doing what we tell them to do."
Robin: "See, they're used to just getting away with everything because they're beautiful girls."
Stern: "Let me give a lecture to these girls. Girls, are you sluts? Yes you are. Let me tell you something. You better start doing what I tell you to do. This isn't your normal guy. I'll tell people not to subscribe to your service. Tell that girl in the black shirt to at least take her pants off so we can see her in a thong....take off your sweatpants and choke the broad in the white bra with your sweatpants. Do it!"
The girl reneged saying she didn't have anything on underneath.
Stern: "Tell her we want to see her ass."
Ron [a caller in}: "Some of those girls are nasty. Look at it, it's like the United Nations...I've seen that on 42nd Street."
Court TV aired this following report on yoyeurdorm.com which created all the ruckus in the first place. It was titled "Co-Ed Dorm or Porn?"
Court TV anchor Nancy Grace: "The address, voyeurdorm.com, is it Smut 101 or plain old college economics? With 31 strategically placed cameras, voyeurdorm.com offers, for a price, an intimate look into the very private lives of five college coeds. Subscribers click into any room they want in the house and they get a very murky look at the girls who work and play. Lucky subscribers can even catch coeds cooling off in the shower. But now the city of Tampa is throwing a little cold water on the whole thing. They say this is an adult business, and they want the girls evicted and the cameras shut down. Internet Entertainment Group [IEG of Pamela Lee and Tommy fame] , co-owners of the website claim it's nothing more than the real world Tampa for adults. With us now, two of the Internet coeds, Alex and Trixie and also joining us Derek Newman an Internet and First Amendment attorney; also, in Florida, [criminal defense attorney] Joe Episcopo. Alex and Trixie, I've got to go to you first. First you, Alex. Tell me what is it like having your every move on camera?"
[Alex is a redhead with a Joan of Arc hairdo, a bobbing head and a nose piercing. Trixie is her blond equivalent.]
Alex: "The cameras are stationary so you really don't realize that they're there. It would be different if somebody was behind them all the time. But this is a way to get through school...."
Grace: "Whoa..whoa...whoa...hold on, Alex. I know it's a way to get through school. They're paying your tuition, right? "
Alex: "Yes they are."
Grace: "Alex, did you ever think of like working at the Sears & Roebuck or maybe flipping burgers at McDonald's? You go in the bathroom, you take a shower, you use the restroom, you change clothes, whatever. There's a camera watching you all the time. Doesn't it bother you a little?"
Alex. "No. I'm comfortable with who I am as a person as well as my sexuality. And that's all that matters if I'm happy."
Grace: "Trixie, any sex going on in that dorm room in that house?"
Trixie: "No. Actually there's no sex allowed on camera."
Grace: "Boys in the house - big no-no; but changing clothes on camera, it's okay. Joe Episcopo, you're anti- the website, but, listen, there's only been one neighbor who complained. The neighborhood isn't actually up in arms, are they?"
Episcopo: "Well, we don't know. Here's the problem. It's clearly a violation of the zoning ordinance. It's a commercial enterprise.."
Grace: "Joe, since when have you been fighting zoning laws? Here you're used to a criminal courtroom. It sounds to me like the politicians are the ones that are angry."
Episcopo: "No. Let me tell you what it is. This is a middle class neighborhood. The largest single investment of these working people are their homes. Once it becomes known that this is going on in their neighborhood, nobody's going to buy their house. All the property values are..."
Newman: "That's not true."
Alex: "I have a thing to say. There was nobody nude. We were there until we aired on national television. We have not caused any problems for our neighbors. I talk to my neighbors almost every day when I go out to check the mail. We are in a residential neighborhood. If we were causing that much harm, don't you think that somebody would have recognized it?"
Grace: "Derek Newman, it seems to me that if the neighborhood was so mad, there'd be more than one complaint."
Newman: "Absolutely. But even if there were a number of complaints about the fact that there's cameras inside of this house, there's still not justification for a zoning ordinance. The zoning audience requires more. For example, if there's foot traffic, or criminal activity, or services are being offered and people come to the they can regulate. Until then, they cannot. It's unconstitutional."
Grace: "There have been no customers to show up. There has been no foot traffic. But let me ask you this, Derek. How much money are you guys making off this? How many guys hit on your website?"
Newman: "Well the site does very well. Internet Entertainment Group and voyeurdorm.com are very happy with how this site's done commercially. But that doesn't weigh into the whole equation with what's being discussed here."
Grace: "How much money did you say?"
Newman: "I don't know the exact figures. I'm just a lawyer."
Grace: "Just a lawyer? Hmmm. Joe Episcopo, are you buying that? This is all about money, and they are exploiting coeds."
Episcopo: "Look, nobody cares if somebody wants to pay to be teased. That's their business. It's the location."
Grace: "Location...location...location."
Episcopo: "There are other places in the city where this can be done. You cannot take away the values of these peoples' property. And if you have to use the zoning ordinances, fine. Those are elected officials and they better do what they're elected to do."
Newman: "Joe's an attorney and an accomplished one, so he could probably tell you the standards for zoning. And, if he does, he's going to tell you that the standards for zoning rebut his argument."
Grace: "All I want to ask you is this, Trixie, do you compare yourself to a stripper?"
Trixie: "Not at all."
Grace: "Girls, good luck and I hope you graduate."
Quasarman writes: "Dear Gene: I just wanted to let you know that although most people know me as a videographer and director what I really want to do is be a manager...maybe even an agent. From what I understand all you need is a business card and a sincere desire to make money off of vulnerable, mentally fragile aspiring pornstresses. After reading about the adventures of DK, I now look upon pimping..er.. managing as a noble pursuit. Also, the fact that he is incredibly good looking and does not need Viagra makes me admire him even more.
"This revelation has also caused me to change my opinion of Regan Senter. I no longer believe that Regan Senter is an oozing pus-filled lesion on the buttocks of humanity. He is clearly a paragon of talent representation but unfortunately, due to my ignorance, I have failed to recognize it until now. I believe that Jim South has been the king of the castle for too long. Sure, he has been in business for decades, has an actual office and spends a great deal of money on ads each month but other than that he contributes nothing to this industry. The future of this industry lies in the capable hands of the DK's and Regan Senter's of the world. I can only pray that one day I may add my name to that list.
Gene Ross sez: "If you get on the list, and I have no doubt that you will, you being an extremely good looking man in your own right, all I ask is, can I have your leftover Viagras?"
Bruno comments about DK's remarks that Bruno and galpal CJ. Bennett are "psychos". DK denies that he ever tried to compromise Bennett, professionally, by having her sleep with him. Bruno denies DK's assertions that Bruno called up in a jealous rage when DK, a talent manager, supposedly got Bennett work with Extreme Associates. Bruno also says that DK is full of shit when he claims to be managing a number of the girls in the business.
Bruno: "I'm a psycho? Oh really? Oh my God! That's like bullshit. That guy is so full of shit his eyes are brown. He's the biggest liar in the industry. We were at his [DK's] house before this whole thing happened. He had Sonja Red's pictures everywhere, saying yeah, this is one of my girls. Which is total bullshit. I called Sonja Red and said, 'Hey, you're one of his girls.' She's like no I'm not! What's his problem? And Amia Amore? She's a D-list girl. She fucks everybody to get movies. I'm sure you heard that. She's terrible. He calls me up and tells me how he's going to blow Jim South out of the industry, that Jim South's going to have no girls after this year when he's done with him. What the hell are you talking about, bro? Jim South's been doing this shit for 30 years. Everything I told you is totally true. CJ and I are both in the industry, why would I get jealous if she got a scene and I didn't. I'm working right now and she's not. And we didn't break up. We were taking a break for a day, and that's when he tried to get his claws on her."
Christi Lake's Fan Fuxxx #6 comes out from VCA June 1. Lake will be at Hustler Hollywood that evening from 7pm to 10pm to promote the release. What makes this tape particularly special is the national press and the Howard Stern connection attached to it.
Lake: "I was on Howard Stern in January. I was doing an appearance at a club [Pinups in Philadelphia]. I do a win-a-date contest with a lot of the clubs that I dance at. And they advertise on the Howard Stern Show, and they thought, heh, since she does the win-a-date, maybe she'd want to do the Howard Stern dating game. And so they worked out the deal. The segment was both on CBS and the E! Channel. The Stern people, CBS and E! had cameras on my set, and I had two cameramen myself. The guy still maintained and was very good at having sex with the cameras all over him. The gave me three choices, and the fan I chose was who they called the stuttering black man.
"There was a grandpa & grandson team. The grandson was a virgin, and the grandpa was there for encouragement. And there was a wiseguy who was street smart. I didn't pick him. I chose the fan who said he wanted to try being a porn star. He actually didn't make a lot of noise. He was very quiet. I think it's because he was concentrating so hard and trying not to screw up. It wasn't so much that he was trying to impress me as he was Howard Stern. But it was quite interesting. We taped the scene in a Manhattan studio not too far from the station. It worked out very well. We all went over there after the radio show and shot the scene. The fan was getting hard during the still photos, and he just maintained it for the entire scene which was really cool. He was right on. I guess the Howard Stern people offered him some Viagra. He turned it down which is kind of cool to know that he turned it down and still maintained a hardon the whole time.
"They originally told me that I could talk about the fact that it [the scene] was from the Howard Stern before I actually did the radio show. But now we can't use his name for advertising purposes. And, in the video itself, I wasn't allowed to use his name. So, during that particular scene, unless you know that the last scene is the fan you saw on CBS or E!, you wouldn't know that that was the scene from the Howard Stern Show. I did an intro myself saying the next scene you're about to see is from a nationally syndicated morning talk show. I say I'm not allowed to tell you who's show that it is, but that it was shot in New York City. I give every hint and clue to what it is but I just can't say his name."
