A new Internet service will now allow you to trade your adult DVDs discreetly.
"With adult DVD sales now topping 15 billion dollars, some men are afraid to leave behind too much of a legacy," said spokesman Scott Mabat, announcing Adult DVD Trader's launch. "The apex of trust in the 21st century is the Porn Buddy. In case of a man's death or incapacitation, his Porn Buddy's mission is to clear the house of all porn before his mother pays a bereaved visit. This modern day blood brother is entrusted with a house key and the secret location of the stash.
"At a certain level, too many adult DVDs can seem a little extreme to the snooping outsider. There needs to be a way to maintain a manageable collection, while still acquiring new titles," he continued. "To keep things in check, a new service has hit the web that allows users to discreetly trade their Adult DVDs."
Adult DVD Trader offers free membership to the trading community it's building, and for a dollar a swap members can trade old DVDs for newer ones or for older ones they haven't yet had the chance to enjoy, Mabat said.
"Adult DVD Trader creates a discreet venue for site members to search for fresh DVD titles and make trade offers via their secure server," he continued. "Once a Trade Offer is accepted, both parties simply mail each other their DVD. Adult DVD Trader even sends each trader a completed mailing label with Delivery Confirmation to print and mail."
