Under ideal conditions, it takes about 50,000 years to petrify a piece of shit. In the case of Screw Magazine, it has taken less than 40 years. The magnificent beast that took this now infamous dump back in 1968 has long since lumbered off to the bone yard. He is rumored to be wallowing in the tar pits of poverty and despair, somewhere in the outer boroughs of New York City. He has left behind a pungent legacy, a humbling lesson and "The World’s Greatest Newspaper."
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