Grip and Cram Johnson have formed a new company called Chatsworth Pictures. Distributed through JM Productions, Chatsworth Pictures will release its first feature, Milf Meat, on November 7.
The AVN award-winning Johnson Brothers first began producing movies three years ago for their previous imprint Skintight Pictures. Now, many, many blowjobs and herpes outbreaks later, they find themselves reinvigorated.
"Everything changes," explained Grip Johnson. "People. Seasons. The girl you date-raped last week's phone number. It's a good thing. We're very proud of the work we've accomplished so far, but now it's time to take things to the next level. Oh, shit did I say next level? I hope we don't get Mark Wooded."
The chances of Chatsworth Pictures being Mark Wooded are pretty slim. The company said it would continue to feature the Johnsons' irreverent style and humor and present the hardest most deviant sex permitted by law.
Along with nastier sex, hotter chicks, and bigger budgets, Chatsworth Pictures has also secured a distribution deal with JM Productions, "the leader in fuck-you-we'll-do-it-our-way" entertainment. "I've known Grip & Cram Johnson for a long time," says JM overlord and director of degradation, Jeff Steward, "but, I didn't let that stop me from doing business with them. I just won't shake their hands or share needles with them."
The union with JM Productions makes perfect sense for the Johnson Brothers.
"Many people don't know this, but Grip and I got our start as Bukkake boys for JM," admitted Cram. "Grip missed Gia Regency's mouth and got his load on my leg. I punched him, and he apologized. We've been friends and business partners ever since. I don't even mind when he gets his cum on my leg anymore."
Chatsworth Pictures' debut, Milf Meat, is an ode to real moms and real tragedy. "If you hate your mom for missing her abortion appointment and, hence, guaranteeing you a life of shame and misery, Milf Meat will bring you much needed inner peace. We punish these whores thoroughly," Cram promised.
"But, we're fair about it," Grip added. "We give them an opportunity to explain their lack of parenting skills and common sense."
Milf Meat stars what Chatsworth Pictures called "real-life moms" Delilah Strong, Desire Moore, Chelsea Zinn, and Nicki Hunter. And, in keeping with Grip & Cram's open dialogue with fans, the DVD also includes a special "BlowGenBlow Chronicles: Episode One" bonus scene, starring pint-sized dynamo Gen Padova and featuring a disturbingly insightful introduction by the Johnson Brothers.
"The secret to our success has always been our relationship with our fans," Grip said. "We like to think of them as friends. Friends who give us money."
Milf Meat hits the streets simultaneously on VHS & DVD on Nov. 7.
Chatsworth Pictures' sophomore release will be "the whimsical romantic comedy," Donkey Punch, set for release on Dec. 5 just in time for Christmas.
