Funniest quote of the day

I cannot speak for the rest of my esteemed associates, but the funniest and strangest quote I heard at the Internext show thus far went like this:

"Hey, I got raped by some of my friends once, but it was no big deal..."

- some guy on Internext floor

Now I have no idea what the context was... but is there really ANY context in which this sentence could makes any sense at all? is there any situation when geting gang raped by your friends is "no big deal?" And would you even still refer to these assholes as your friends after the fact? Wouldn't you now say, "Well, I got raped once by a bunch of guys I used to call my friends. That is, until they friggin' raped me. Now I want nothing more than to kill them all."

...Or at least that's what I'd say...but I'm a Capricorn, Aries rising...and I guess I'm kind of a prude...