Extreme to Unveil Zupko&#8217;s <i>Bigger, Wetter, Fatter Asses</i>

Director Thomas Zupko is set to continue his AVN Award winning concept of anal sex, dripping oil, and bulbous butts for a new series with Extreme Associates called Bigger, Wetter, Fatter Asses. According to Zupko, the series will be in the vein of his 2003 Elegant Angel series, Big Wet Asses.

“[The Big Wet Asses!] series was my baby,” Zupko told AVN.com, “and I want to maintain its core. Not to say anything negatively about anyone, but sometimes it’s frustrating how you come up with an idea and then everyone rips it off, even those who promise you the world.

“This, though, will be bigger, better, 100 percent pure anal gonzo, with opening teases that will be different than any done before. The talent I have lined up for volume one is incredible, including a big-assed superstar who has never taken it in the shitter.”

Zupko went on to say that, in his opinion, many directors have copied his idea and derived great success from “the simple concept of greased oversized gluteus maximuses, stationary shots, and MTV-esque opening teases,” but the helmer said he still has a few tricks up his sleeve.

“They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I guess it’s cool. But, hell, you can buy a Porsche or buy the Hyundai version of the Porsche,” added Zupko.

Extreme Associates CEO Rob Black said, “If you want coffee, you can go to any two-bit coffeehouse: Gloria Jean’s, Coffee Roasters, 7-Eleven gourmet…but if you want the real thing, you go to Starbucks, the originators.”

“When it comes to big, wet asses, Zupko is Starbucks.”