Executive Suite: Andrew Garver, JJ1.com

Andrew Garver is a busy guy. What with all the chasing after of buxom models with a camera to photograph them doing naked jumping jacks and other calisthenics that are made only the better when performed in the nude—it takes time.

The man is busy.

Being founder and spiritual leader of the popular JJ1.com website, Garver is a man on the go. In business for almost five years, Garver has built a thriving operation deep in the heart of Los Angeles—a locale with no shortage of boobs to film and photograph.

Essentially, JJ1.com is a celebration of breasts and the women who bare them. JJ1.com offers a cavalcade of boobs – large and almost large, perky and jiggly – for a common purpose: to bounce, shake, wiggle, flash, and gyrate, as the women they're attached to perform naked jumping jacks for the pleasure of discriminating Web surfers. The breasts belong to a who's who of adult models and starlets (affectionately known as "Jumpers") such as Sydney Moon, Jana Cova, Aria Giovanni, Aimee Sweet, Kira Eggers, Jelena Jensen, and Jesse Capelli.

Again, you don't bring together such a smorgasbord of sexy models to jump around naked without having a jam-packed calendar. And yet team Executive Suite tracked down Garver just long enough to obtain a few choice words of wisdom.

And though it's perhaps the most succinct interview in the Executive Suite canon thus far, the brief tête-à-tête with Garver is no less thought provoking and life affirming. Enjoy.

What's the best/worst advice you've ever gotten?

Best advice: Always invest in yourself first. Worst Advice: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

What were you doing before you arrived here in adult Internet entertainment?

I worked in the music business. The music business is a lot like porn only no lube before you get screwed.

Looking back to when you started in this business, is there anything you would have done differently?

Waited to open my site to take more advantage of all the free press.

Gadget you can't live without?

My 23-inch LCD screen. I'm just starting to lose the burn I got from my old CRTs.

What do you think is going to be the next big thing in adult Internet entertainment?

Hi-def Internet chat is the next wave. I can feel it.

A talent you wish you had is...?

I'd say pounding a 60p nail into a 2-by-4 with my dick.

Historical figure you'd like to meet?

Mark Twain.

What does the future hold for JJ1.com?

We're going Hi-def. Count on it.