Lest you think that the two giants of adult novelty manufacturing are doing the corporate merger, allow us to set you all straight: Fuhggeddaboutit.
Retailers, take note of a phenomenal summertime money making opportunity geared towards couples.
Eldorado makes Mediterranean Mermaid, a waterproof jelly vibe in the shape of a mermaid with the tail as a clit stimulator. Cal Exotic makes the Mermaid Sleeve, a soft jelly masturbating sleeve in the shape of a mermaid, for a man. The two obviously go well together, like, well, fish and water.
"Since we all know the enormous potential of the couples market, we thought it would be a great idea for both companies to join together and market the whole mermaid theme," said Eldorado's Larry Garland. "It makes great sense to merchandise them together in one big display."
"I thought it was a great idea," echoed Cal Exotic's Susan Colvin. "Our Mermaid sleeve is for men, and can also be used in the shower like Eldorado's Mediterranean Mermaid for the ladies. We thought that retailers could be really creative, put the two products side by side, make an attractive color display, and steer couples toward it."
