It was the erratic zigzagging of the car that called unwanted attention from the police. When the cops pulled the vehicle over, they were shocked to find a completely naked 70-year-old woman and her 59-year-old male companion, who was behind the wheel. The woman had been attempting to have sex with the driver, causing the car to swerve.
After demanding that the couple clothe themselves, the police did the logical thing and tested the semi-nude man for signs of inebriation.
The tests revealed that the man was, indeed, drunk—very drunk.
“He was three times over the legal limit,” said police Commander Angelo D’Anardo in the city of Cologno al Serio, northeast of Milan.
D’Anardo added, “We assume they must have been drinking at lunch and then things got out of control.”
Duh!
