Chica Boom 3

style couplings and beautiful women are a tough rhythm not to horizontally Lambada to, and Toe-to-Toe Video's Chica Boom series directed by Mark Archer, featuring exotic Latin babes with eyes of fire and bodies to match, hasn't missed a beat. And this outing which starts off with a slightly dingy pairing between the Cubano Lola and the buzzcut-o Dillon Day, will have its audience shitting black beans with delight. As if there are any lengthy locks to trim, Dillon exchanges pleasantries with Lola his tonsorial consultant, and before you can say Bay of Pigs, is fucking her all over a barber chair including a wincing pile driver, which, considering the logistics of a barber chair, is a fairly good trick - but not as good as the one that requires dreamy Tavalia Griffin tonguing the inside of Mark Davis' foreskin when he checks in for a circumcision. Dick operations are moot issues at this point when Davis grips those rich Spaniardo ass cheeks of Griffin's and buries one in her ass for the mohel.

On the other hand, Kyle Phillips is of the opinion that "Mexican chicks are brutal" until an amnesia-accompanying bump on the head off a trampoline renders Wanda into a Hungarian who buttfucks like a wetback with a Spanish fly buzzing up her ass and Phillips is the swatter. And who says you don't get current affairs to consider in a porn tape? The Elian Gonzalez issue is played out as attorney Rain, persuades the senior Gonzalez, played by Trevor, to fuck her and drench her mouth with suds for Elian, as you'd expect any father to do. And, in the finale, Adriana and boyfriend Jack Hammer have worked out an intricate ransom scheme which Jack is backing away from until a series of pile drivers and ass-to-mouth moves, any pachuco gangbanger would be proud of, reminds him why he's there - to sweat money out of her old man. Hey. Somebody's got to underwrite the production costs.

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