Don’t bother to clean the oil stains off your wife beater, just throw it on, grab maw, and drive yer pickup on over to Cybernet Expo’s White Trash Bash, at 8 p.m., June 12.
The party, being thrown by AdultFriendFinder, Cams.com, SmashBucks, and Jupiter Hosting, will take over the parking lot and ballroom of the Shelter Pointe Hotel.
Partygoers can expect a truly lowbrow event—hot dogs and burgers off the grill, kegs of cheap beer, and Purple Jesus punch.
Enjoy the musical stylings of DJ Airek, who has reportedly put together something truly trashy for the event, followed by all-female AC/DC tribute band AC/DShe.
If that weren’t enough to make you wanna get drunk and beat your wife for looking at someone with a better mullet, there’s more—in the form of slutty college girls.
Adult Profit Network and Real Wild Girls are supplying local college co-eds who enjoy nothing more than girl-on-girl pudding wrestling in a wading pool.
Like to impress your lady friend by eating stuff that should never go in your mouth? Enter the hot dog stuffing or goldfish-swallowing contest.
Yeah!
And even if you can’t make it, you can be privy to all the debauchery by watching a live stream of the party at BigAssWhiteTrashBash.com.
