Honestly, ladies, who among us really has a perfect body? Other than Candy Samples of course. And, now that bikini season is looming ever closer on the horizon, every girl knows just how important it is to look as good as humanly possible.
The big question is, how?
The answer is, ask someone who knows.
The second question is, who?
That answer is, a stripper, of course. Strippers always look good, and The Stripper's Guide to Looking Great Naked (Chronicle Books) by Jennifer Axen and Leigh Phillips (neither of whom are strippers — weird!) will help all of you wall flowers look like a stripper when you’re naked. Hopefully, not just when you’re naked alone.
Need convincing? Sample these foolproof stripper tips:
Have a hot date but feel a zit coming on? Try icing it, followed by Neosporin and a neutralizing concealer. Preparation H can reduce the redness and swelling of bruises (and it works great on hemorrhoids, gals!), and body paint is a fun way to turn a birthmark into a sexy decorative tattoo. Kool-Aid makes a great lip stain, and shimmer powder catches the light oh-just-so. Anyone can have bedroom eyes, fetish feet, and exaggerated cleavage with these tricks of the trade.
The authors interviewed countless strippers in well-known, stripper-filled cities like San Francisco, Chicago, Las Vegas, New York, and Los Angeles, and all that legwork paid off.
The moves and fashion tips in the book may be applied to the bedroom, on the beach, or out on the town. Confidence is the first component to feeling sexy, and women can confidently strut their stuff when walking across the room in a restaurant, sashaying into a club, or surprising shocked husbands with a slow tease. Let’s face it, husbands like strippers, and, with this Godsend of a book, they might finally like you too!
Visit www.chroniclebooks.com for more information.
