OK, so Lia19’s Web name makes her sound like some sort of cybertronic fuck-bot. Since when was that ever a bad thing?
For my money, Lia19 is tops, baby. I mean, once you’ve rounded the corner of 40 years on this planet like I have, hooking up with hot 19-year-old babes is a distant shot at best. Unless, of course, you’re filthy rich or can convince them that you used to play drums for, say, Foghat.
Thank the merciful and cold digital heart of the Internet that girls like Lia19 make their lush, teenage curves available for any keyboard jockey with a valid credit card.
And Lia19 delivers, too, being all that anyone could want in a teen Web girl. She’s a model because she wants to use the proceeds from her site to “work her way through college.” How hot is that?
Of course, it doesn’t detract from her appeal that she lists on her site a seemingly obsessive drive to masturbate.
Oh, Lia, if only I were 20 years younger. And a lot wealthier. And a lot handsomer. And drove a better car. And was the drummer for Foghat. Then I’d show you what for, honey.
