Bobbi Billard has big boobs. There, I said it. It’s out of the way, and we can get on with the regaling of Billard’s sassy, recently redesigned website (BobbiBillard.com) and her bustling career; the Austin, Texas-born beauty has appeared in a variety of film and TV projects and has modeled (including as a cover girl and centerfold), in enough magazines to make one’s head spin.
Needless to say, the blond bombshell is in demand. And she’s a 34DDD. (I checked the website—it’s true.) And Billard’s in-depth bio is actually a thoroughly fine read and quite revealing. To wit: she has 20-13 vision, is afraid of bees, starred in a Blues Traveler video, and is not averse to role playing.
But did I mention her magnificent chest, her great rack, if you will, which goes agreeably with her athletic physique, cute smile, and seductive gaze, which burns like the … OK, OK, now I’m just kissing ass.
Lo, many have accused me of parlaying my supremacy over the CyberSiren feature into an editorialized mechanism to meet models I want to date, and to that I say, yes, it’s true. And if it means two paragraphs of delirious, model pandering to get Bobbi Billard to have dinner with me, so be it. Hey, my shame went flying out the window somewhere around the July ’04 issue.
