Apocalypse Now at Evil Angel

Pile Evil Angel's stable of directors on your head, and you'll look like an idiot.

You'll also topple under the sheer weight of the names: John Stagliano. John Leslie. Randy West. Joey Silvera. Gregory Dark. Rocco Siffredi. Christoph Clark. Tom Zupko.

Tom Zupko?

Yes, Tom Zupko, best known for his scripting of Arrow Productions' Deep Throat: The Quest series. Tom Zupko, dead ringer for the Old Man of the Mountain, who, if asked, will eagerly rave over the brilliance of the mainstream film Return of the Living Dead 3. Tom Zupko, who formed Apocalypse Productions late last year (along with performer Brian Surewood and musician Jay Stone). The company's thoroughly wack first release starring contract girl Montana Gunn, Anal Ball, so impressed Evil Angel big boy Stagliano that he offered the Las Vegas-based company a deal to produce eight features a year.

"The first time I watched Anal Ball, I called Tom up and asked him what peepshow booth he crawled out of," Stagliano says. "[it's] one of the best videos I've seen in years. It brings porn into the 21st century."

Zupko waxes even more rhapsodic over his new employer. "John is the maestro; my biggest influence, and to be with him and the Evil Empire is the greatest honor of my life," he gushes. "We never thought in a million years John would be interested in us."

Zupko's Vision for future projects appears to target not only sacred cows, but also the ones you'd ordinarily snack on with a lungful of chronic and a bottle of A-1 Thick-n-Hearty. "The bottom line is that there is nothing like putting your dick in the tight ass of a wet whore," he offers, "but equally entertaining is poking fun at the hypocritical religious, political and cultural institutions a desperate society holds sacred... oh yeah, and by the way, Rob Black can blow me!"