Director/ writer Coco LaChine's fourth parody of popular television shows is his third inspired by the reality-TV competition genre. In Fucking With the Stars, LaChine has borrowed exclusive stars from four different studios — Luca DiCorso (Rascal), Derrick Vinyard (Falcon), Kevin Brown (All Worlds), Manuel Torres (Raging Stallion) — to compete with partners in a fuck-off.
He also added a panel of gay-celebrity judges: award-winning, director and porn celebrity Chi Chi LaRue, Filth2Go.com columnist Billy Masters, and mainstream television-and-stage comedy writer and performer Bruce Vilanch.
LaChine has invited me to his set today to observe one of the competition's sex scenes and the filming of the scenes where the judges rate, and comment on, all the performances.
The excellent set has all the flash and glitter that you'd expect for a television show of this sort. The performing area is a round bed smack in the middle of the stage and Luca DiCorso and Arpad Miklos are naked and posing for stills on it when I arrive. They've already completed the oral portion of the scene and are ready for anal.
Because most of the floor space is taken up by the set, I slip upstairs to a landing that overlooks the stage giving me a bird's-eye view of the action.
Arpad's dick is really long! Of course, I've seen it in 100 movies, but there's nothing like viewing it in person to make you really respect this endowment. LaChine hops on the bed to go over the positions. The condom wrangler asks Arpad what kind of condom he likes. Arpad points to one and the wrangler says, "This one is tiny." "Yeah," Arpad says, "so it won't slip off."
Arpad and Luca lie side-by-side caressing each other and working their dicks to hardness. Once erect, Arpad rolls a condom on his cock. He kneels behind Luca who lifts his ass and throws a leg over Arpad's shoulder. Arpad presses his cock-head against Luca's hole and slides in. He fucks Luca energetically for quite awhile. Arpad's ass looks magnificent as he fucks. His legs are spread just enough to give a lovely view of his crack. His ass-cheeks are like cannonballs. LaChine calls for a break and a new position.
They do four more, a couple are really contorted — well, it is a contest!
"This is so easy," says LaChine. "Every shoot should be like this." It's true. The performers are turned on by each other, there've been a number of sex positions and camera set-ups in less than two hours, and there have been no wood problems or technical difficulties.
"Can you come while being fucked?" LaChine asks Luca. "Yes." And he proves it with great spurts of jizz while Arpad pounds his ass furiously. Luca gets wiped off, then gets back into position for Arpad's cum-shot, fondling Arpad's cock to erection again. Once he's hard, Arpad strokes his dick for a while, then drops to his knees and mutters, "I'm close." Videographer Ed Maxx moves in for the shot as, moments later, Arpad sends streams of cum streaking across Luca's chest.
The judges and the other three exclusives arrive in the afternoon. I bump into Manuel Torres in the hall. Wow! If you've never met him before, he's taller than you think. And he exudes sex — but you know that.
LaChine, who also appears in full eleganza drag as the show's hostess, introduces the judges and asks them some questions, then, as director, he has Vilanch, LaRue, and Masters do "reaction shots" to the sex shows they're watching. These shots will be inserted into the sex scenes. Then he films the voting and the judges' comments — some of the ad libs, as you might expect, are hilarious — and each of the exclusives trying to influence the judges. The final scene has emcee LaChine calling the four naked contestants to the stage to announce the winner.
As with the Luca/ Arpad sex scene earlier, each of these acting scenes runs smoothly and most are completed in two takes. Though there is no sex happening, from my vantage point above the stage I am thrilled to observe the interaction between Luca and Manuel who seem to have taken a shine to each other — at least that's my interpretation of their spontaneous erections and Manuel's hand caressing Luca's ass, fingers languorously probing its cleft.
You can find out who the winner is when Fucking With the Stars is released on September 19.
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Vilanch, LaRue, Masters photo courtesy of AllWorldsVideo.com
