The most noteworthy thing here is the casting – all A-list, and all giving their stroke-riffic best. (Also, they're non-contract performers, incidentally, something director Stanley from Wicked seems to be capable of pulling off – in features, anyway.)

An unabashed schwaltz fest, Yours spins your basic boy meets girl, girl tears boy's heart out, boy takes girl back anyway tale. With lots of cutesiness along the way. As well as plenty of exxxcellent sex throughout, including the raucous opening b/g with DeVille and Talon, and a smoking g/g between Jassie and Joli.

Pre-nom for Best All-Girl Scene (Jassie & Joli).

Retailing: Couples and brunette fans.