Released | Dec 01st, 2003 |
---|---|
Running Time | 70 |
Director | Anthony Snow |
Company | Underground Entertainment |
Cast | Dave Hardman, Johnny Boy, Jessie (I), Natanis, Summer (I), Sharen Coxx, Jody Rox |
Critical Rating | AAA |
Genre | All-Sex |
Better make sure and keep your remote handy during Young Ass Incorporated, because, in addition to it being average at best, you're going to want to make sure you can turn your volume down to avoid what is some of the most annoying background music in pornographic history. And that's saying something.
As for the titular ass, corporation paperwork aside, it's no more than just simply tepid. The girls are nice eye candy, but they don't appear to be having all that much fun. Even the threeway scene that makes up the second vignette in the feature fails to generate much heat.
The only girl of note on this tape is the one that stars in the third sequence, a round, beautiful brunette who, at the very least, seems to be enjoying sucking some cock. Sadly, however, that's all there is in the scene, as she never even gets naked. Talk about a dick tease.
Seriously unremarkable in every way, Young Ass Incorporated might even succeed in making you annoyed if you don't keep that remote handy.