Silicophobes tend to look forward to this series in the belief that fake boobs mean fake orgasms. The passion arrow points to Vol. 12¸where Demi Willis recites a girl/girl tale while impaling her tail and crotch on her slinky fingers and toys. Celine DeVoux and Nikki Brantz's flurry of soft kisses boils over into a gadget-free Sapphic steamer meriting prenomination for Best Girl/Girl scene. Shonna Lynn's sexy solo is highlighted by her talking about her girlfriend while noshing on a bagel. Is she planning to start a dyke deli? The other girl/girl is a downer, occurring near an appropriately empty fireplace.

Maybe it's bad luck, but Vol. 13 has Tricia Devereaux dressed in an outfit resembling a hammock that got mugged by an osterizer. Getting some fashion sense midtease, she ditches the drek to reveal sexy panties. The Shonna Lynn/Celine DeVoux scene suffers from their conspicuous clogs overshadowning their mutual passion. Tammi Ann's tease and the other girl/girl similarly disappoint.