Well, one thing's for sure: Tracey Adams can read fairy tales to me anytime she wants.  Hell, give her a Saturday morning TV show; it'll be great!  Of course, if she's going to keep having these dreams... like after Hansel and Gretel (John Dough and Victoria Paris) kill the witch, they decide to give each other's anatomy the once-over and discover a brand-new way to have fun.  Or when the Queen (Busty Bell) teaches Alice (Paris again) how to behave regally in Wonderland... and boy, do they have a good time doing it.  Least interesting is Little Red and the Woodsman (Randy West and Staci Lords); she still has a way to go as an actress, though her willingness to perform anally is a plus.

And last, (but most definitely not least), Farrah gives an excellent portrayal as the Princess awakened by a pea under her mattress... or at least, that's what they're going to tell the King. The truth is that knavish jester keeps her up all night, and she the same for him! And finally, after 85 minutes, Adams and Wallice do what we must, knew they were going to, "and they all live happily ever after." But you should stay tuned for the credits; they're run in front of some very funny outtakes from the video.