Elexis Monroe walks past real life horsies and into a big ol' house in the country, complete with skinny little Natalia barely fitting into a wedding dress and needing help with the zipper. Drat the luck, huh? Soon the two are naturally in one another's laps, with Natalia definitely playing the do-me queen.

Cheerleader Prinzzess apparently has a problem remembering whose clothes belong to whom when she puts away the laundry. Fortunately, Dia Zerva and Aiden Starr know exactly how to deal with that kind of nonsense: a bare bottom spanking and lots of oral sex.

Charlotte Vale definitely hits a TMI point when step-mom Julia Ann confides that dad ain't exactly taking care of her in the sex department. It only gets weirder when not-technically-related Ann further confesses that maybe some mother-daughter quality time could solve the problem.

Jana Cova doesn't seem too impressed by dykish looking lesbians, but she's more than willing to let Celeste Star wake her up for some girly-girl sex before they head out for Chinese food.