Released | Mar 31st, 1995 |
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Running Time | 50 |
Director | Chris Hutson |
Company | Penthouse |
Distribution Company | A Vision |
Cast | Gina LaMarch, Tiffany Burlingame, Janine Lindemulder, Julia Ann, Natalie Smith |
Critical Rating | Not Yet Rated |
Genre | Alternative |
Ah, the trials and tribulations one must bear as a pulchritudinous stud muffin! To be the object of sexual harassment – whistled at, pinched, prodded, poked and teased to death by curvaceous Penthouse Pets- now that's a hard life to endure. AT least it is for the (uncredited) male model in this featurette; though "hard life" may take on a rather different meaning with the viewer.
Conceptually, W.I.O.U. comes off as a convivial dream; each segment linking together like a salacious sausage. The hapless hero finds his daily routine interrupted and his senses aroused by a perpetual display of peek-a-boo and soft-core lesbian hijinx, beginning in the waiting room of a dentists' office. Harry the hunk picks u pa copy of Popular Science and soon the perky hygienist becomes a fantasy astronaut, cavorting about on the lunar surface – where the term "zero G" applies more to her panti-less attire than the Earth's revolution.
Buff Boy wakes up in the dentist's chair just in time to participate in a three-way. Along the stroll home he passes a female house painter more inclined to slather herself in a rainbow of Dutch Boy; and finally his day job as a towel-boy for an all-girl football team becomes a good-natured exercise in man-bashing (replete with towel snapping, "monkey in the middle" style humiliation.)
The "link" continues when pretty Boy steps into the alley for a cigarette. He sets off a smoke alarm prompting the arrival of the Blondage fire department; (where Janine and Julia Ann end up hosing each other down!) then he's booked in a police station where the female cops blow their covers and their perp simultaneously!
To its credit, Women In And Out carries a simple but appealing concept through to the very end, and none of the scenarios last longer than necessary to leave a pleasant memory lingering in the brain as well as the inseam – without a syllable having been spoken! XXX producers, take note of that.